#enter the 'thats a whole new sentence' meme

[just-your-average-tangerine]

I'm very, very, *very* tired of straight people going to gay bars, then getting mad that there's gay people there.

[quirklessidiot]

aoba johsai’s sport’s journalist (h/c’s)

just crack+ fluff + platonic-ish relationship (gn!y/n) (w: language!) a/n: this has been bugging me for awhile now since i havent seen headcanons of this yet (if their are do send them on my ask box) and since im on a slump, i decided to write this down. this is completely fun, easy-going, and self-indulgent, really perfect for someone stuck on a slump ksks. idk if i should make some for the other schools but oh welp enjoy! happy 900 btw werkwerk uwu so weird to reach this when im not even very active.

Now let’s be honest here, it’s no surprise that the volleyball team of aoba johsai has their own sports journalist. Like, c’mon, they’re one of the best in the prefecture.

But let’s start with the basics here, shall we? Let’s start with you, how this all goes through, and how you got into this heaping pile of mess.

Yep, you.

There you were in high hopes to get into journalism for college so what better way was it than to apply for the school paper? It would definitely look good and pretty in those college applications *chef’s kiss* you’re a second year btw idk if that matters but yeah..

Much to your surprise no one was applying for the news section which was kind of sad since you wanted a buddy there.

but-but it turns out though everyone was applying for the sports section completely understandable, next to feature, it was the most exciting thing to write because there was going to be a special section and writer for the volleyball team.

You knew that volleyball was kind of a big thing around your school?? you just didn’t expect it to amass like that much people.

The editor in chief is obviously surprised, you were the first person on that day to come in there and actually apply for something else.

and guess where that led you to?

Yep, the sport’s section, specifically the volleyball team’s personal sports journalist. Your brain goes brrt brrt because you were not a sports writer at all and you were, ironically, scared of ball games.

VOLLEYBALL WAS COMPLETELY NEW TERRITORY FOR YOU.

Your editor in chief laughs it off and says, “you’ll do fine… its like news bUT SPORTS! IT’LL DEFINITELY LOOK GOOD IN YOUR APPLICATIONS!”

You’re not sure if you should be terrified or terrified?

It doesn’t help that on the first day when you enter the gym you look terribly constipated and panicking a lot because of all the stray balls being spiked and tossed around.

It also didn’t help that you crash course the terminologies and the member’s name a night before and you were just running on iced coffee that day.

Yeah, way to make a first impression, huh?

When you approach the coach, you’re not exactly sure what to say and you were this close to chickening out until you saw one of the players come up to you and ask if you were alright and if you wanted to talk to oikawa.

you’re loading for a second there.

and the poor guy who asks you if you were alright, starts looking actually worried because you weren’t responding at all.

“OH, oH IS THAT THE CAPTAIN?”

the guy literally looks very confused?? because what kind of rock were you living under that you didn’t know Oikawa???

so you go ahead and introduce yourself and say that your name was Y/N and you were the new sports journalist for the team.

“....soooo you write?”

“...”

at this point on, you’re also confused too

and idk man, first impressions do indeed last because you ended up (unknowingly) sharing the same brain cell with Matsukawa Issei.

you both were just confused there, straight up looking like two kids who got left behind by their mom in the grocery check-out line.

anyways...

He tells you the team’s pretty chill and you should stop looking like they spiked a ball on your puppy or something.

Basically introduces you to the whole team after, 

no questions asked, just go with the flow.

You basically just click and vibe???

Not only because you crash coursed and related to whatever they said, 

you literally all shared the same brain cell together.

Kentaro was another story though, kid basically hated your guts at first, it felt like if you were to say one sentence to him that day, he’d literally spike a ball at your direction.

“we’re basically the same year tho :(” -Y/N

“lmao well do i’ve got news for you, y/n-chan.” - Oikawa and basically everyone on the team.

you gradually start to understand the coolness of the sport since you had to incorporate visiting them once or twice a week during practice.

but suddenly it becomes almost a daily routine after a month because they’re just really friendly people??

like wow, they’re all friendly giants.

You’re literally just there to write about them but they’re really patient and kind, they even invite you to practice games so that you could practice out your skills in writing since you mentioned that you’ve never written for sports yet.

they even give you some added key terms that aren’t found in books and online.

you’re def closest to iwaizumi and matsukawa.

iwaizumi because he makes really funny fish jokes about oikawa (yes you arent supposed to be laughing but man theyre funny af, oikawa would usually call you and iwa corny because the jokes aren’t even that funny) and yes its canon that whenever iwaizumi sees an oikawa fish in textbooks, he starts laughing and joking about it.

no explanation needed why you ended up being close to matsukawa.

its obvious after that first meeting ya both would be besties.

same brain cell bros go brrt brrt.

incredibly!! supportive!! I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH

like when you release a new write up about them, Oikawa would usually go, “It’s such an honor to be apart of your first steps, can you sign this?”

dramatic but hella supportive, we stan the gr8 king

“oh, wow, i thought you said you didn’t write before? how come you sound like a professional already?” - Hanamaki 

another dramatic best boi.

akira + kindaichi getting shy because they’ve never experienced this yet. So whenever you try to interview them about stats or something for a special issue, they usually end up a stuttering mess

“w-well, L/N-san...”

kentaro slowly warming up to you but still looks like he wants to spike a volleyball at your face 90% of the time but unlike before you’re used to his whole thing already.

“Move, extra.”

“You were great, by the way. That was a powerful spike!”

you may or may not be included in random ramen nights with the team

yes, oikawa buys you your own bowl of ramen

itadakimasu.

he doesn’t mind tho, he really loves how you write them. 

so its sort of a thank you for giving the team justice when you write about them.

team says you’re technically part of the team so they make you your own jersey. Now when you watch your games people ask if you’re like the manager or smthng.

“ no :’) “

When they lost against shiratorizawa and karasuno, you were bawling too like you were apart of the team.

this pretty much cheered everyone up despite the loss because your crying face was apparently very funny and memable.

oh right, your article was passed on to the town’s newspaper

it was literally like 7 am on a saturday and your notifs went zoop.

they added you to their group chat and spammed you with pictures of the articles that you wrote.

“...wOW I CAN’T BELIEVE IT?? YOU GOT FRONT PAGE FOR SPORTS???” -Oikawa

“we didn’t even win the tournament but we still get a feature?? thats so cool?? holy shit?? CONGRATS KSKSKS” -matsukawa

lmao idk matsukawa looks like a keyboard smasher tbh idk why

pretty much its normal for you to even start hanging out already outside of the court and after practice to get steam buns.

more chaotic mess and clumsy you running around.

your volleyball sports writing experience wouldn’t be complete until someone accidentally spikes a ball at the back of your head amaright?

ironically, it’s yahaba who does that to you. poor smoll bean.

“wow, you’re dumb.” -kentaro says to you

“ :’)” -you.

“y/N-SAN I SWEAR IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.” -yahaba 

overall, you found yourself in a safe haven with the volleyball team and yes, you also cried when the third years graduated. 

the third years have a picture with everyone on the team + you with a very red face from all the crying?? once again, you’ve proven yourself to be a meme.

continued to write for them up until graduation.

and its def obvious you kept in touch with all of them after, duh.

[nothesc]

These are our friends (Balloon Squad + Yousana kids)

Hi!!

Well, as I say before, I have been on a writers block lately, I wasn’t really inspired until the lovely @stressedoutteenager told me a headcanon about The balloon squad taking care of kids and well our conversation ended on me writing this fic about the balloon boys and yousef and sana’s kids. So I want to thank her because like half of the ideas of this fic belong to her! 

I also got this prompt a few weeks ago and even though it’s not actually the same I hope you like it:  

Prompt. HELLO IDK IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF PROMPTS ALREADY BUT I WAS THINKING LIKE WHAT IF YOU WROTE ABOUT UNCLE ELIAS COMING OVER AND TAKING CARE OF YOUSANAS FOOTBALL TEAM?? like at this point they'd prob have like 4 kids or something and thats tiring enough and yousef is like we never get time to ourselves and sana's like well you're the one that wanted 12?? and they're like we can maybe ask elias to take care of them and they go on a date or whatever and elias takes care of the kids :)

Well I leave you now with the fic, I know there’s no much Yousana but I hope you like it!!!

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That the Balloon boys love Sana with all their hearts is no secret. And that they love Yousef too isn’t either. But their love for Yousef and Sana doesn’t compare with their love for their children.

 -x-

Since Sana and Yousef got married, all of them had been constantly teasing them about when they were planning on having children. They knew Yousef was really looking forward to it while Sana wasn’t that keen on it, or at least that’s what she said. They didn’t expect them having children that soon after they got married though so when only 9 months after their wedding Yousef and Sana called them all asking to meet them at their house that idea didn’t even crossed their minds.

“Thank you for coming” Sana said as all the boys sat in front of her and Yousef.

“What is this about sis?” Elias asked

“What have you done Yousef?” Adam added

“I haven’t done anything” Yousef defended himself

“Well, you kind of have” Sana said blushing

“Sana!” Yousef chuckled completely embarrassed.

“I’m not understanding anything” Mutta said confused

“Guys, what’s going on?” Mikael asked

“Okay so…we called you here because we need to tell you something important and we thought that we should tell you all at once” Sana started

“We know this might be unexpected” Yousef continued

“Are you divorcing?” Mutta asked as disappointed as if his parents were telling them that they were going to have a divorce

“No! No, no, no. It’s the opposite actually” Yousef said

“The opposite would be getting married and you’re already married” Mikael said

“Are you going to renew your vows?” Adam asked

“What are you talking about Adam? How are they going to renew their vows, they haven’t even been married for a year” Elias said rolling his eyes

Yousef looked at Sana exasperated. Sana just shrugged as a way of saying “they’re your friends”. Yousef shook his head as the rest of the boys started a fight over how much time was logical to pass to renew the vows.

“Guys, guys…guys!” Sana said clapping her hands to catch their attention

“Wait a moment Sana” Elias said not even looking at her “Stop defending Adam, Mikael, you don’t know what you’re talking about”

“I’m not defending him but it makes sense what he’s saying”

“I’m not understanding anything” Mutta said again

“I’m pregnant!” Sana yelled

The whole room turned silent as the boys looked at Sana and Yousef taken aback by the news.

“What?” Elias asked

“I’m pregnant, you’re going to be an uncle Elias, you’re all going to be uncles”

“But pregnant as in having a baby pregnant?”

“No, pregnant as in having a fish, what do you think Mikael?” Sana said rolling her eyes

“You’re pregnant!!” Elias exclaimed standing up and hugging his sister

“I told you they wouldn’t wait a year!! You owe me 100kr!” Adam told Mutta as he extended his hand waiting to be paid

“Seriously Yousef? You couldn’t wait three more months?” Mutta said shaking his head

“You bet on how fast I’d get pregnant?” Sana asked “You do realize how creepy that is, right?”

“It’s not creepy, it’s the miracle of life” Mikael said smiling

“Yousef my man, you’re going to be a dad!” Elias said hugging his friend “And my sister is going to be a mom and I’m going to be an uncle and…and…”

“Elias are you crying?” Sana asked smiling as her brother tried to hide the tears

“No, I’m not” he said sniffing

“Yes you are! Come on Adam bring me the camera, this is going to make a sick video” Mikael exclaimed

Sana glared at Yousef who was laughing at the situation, “these are your friends” she wanted to say.

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 “Be careful, Sana”, “You don’t have to that on your own, Sana” “Sana, let me do that for you” “Just sit down and rest, Sana” “No Sana, you can’t eat that, it’s not good for the baby” “Let me take care of that, Sana” “Sana, where do you think you’re going?” “I’M PREGNANT I’M NOT SICK, STOP IT ALREADY”

Those sentences could pretty much sum up the nine months of Sana’s pregnancy. All the boys, and Yousef the first of all, wouldn’t let Sana do as much as breathing in case something happened to her or to the baby.

So when Sana went into labor while the boys were at her house she knew what was coming.

“Guys…” Sana said as calm as she possibly could “I think…I think I’m having the baby”

“WHAT?” Yousef yelled as he stood up from the chair and almost fainted while doing it

“But are you sure?” Elias asked

“Pretty sure” Sana said looking at the wet floor under her

“Wow Sana, you could’ve used the toilet for that” Mikael said

“Are you dumb? Her water just broke!” Adam said hitting Mikael’s head

“Okay, what do we do? What do we do?” Mutta asked starting to panic

“Well, I think that taking me to the hospital would be a good idea, don’t you think?” Sana said glaring at them

“Yes, yes, yes come on guys we have rehearsed this so many times, Elias keys, Mutta and Adam bag, Mikael camera and I…I…what did I have to take?” Yousef said anxiously

“Sana! You had to take Sana” Elias said

“Oh, oh, true, true. Come on babe, everything is going to be okay, don’t panic, just breathe, breathe”

“Yeah, you may want to take your own advice” Sana said shaking her head

 -x-

“They’ve been there for too long, what is taking so long?” Elias asked as he kept pacing around the room

“Relax, in every book I’ve read says that this can take several hours” Mutta said

“How many books have you read about pregnancy dude?” Adam asked

“About 12” Mutta said shrugging “14 if you count the audiobooks”

“Here we have dumb and dumber talking about pregnancy books” Mikael said as he focused the video camera on them, then he turned to Elias “And here we have the soon to be uncle having a stroke”

“Mikael keep that off my face or I swear I’m going to…”

“Relatives of Sana Bakkoush?” a nurse interrupted Elias

Elias walked over to her as Mikael, Mutta and Adam stood up and followed him.

“I’m her brother” Elias said

“And we’re the baby’s uncles” Mutta added pointing at the rest of the boys and himself

“So all of you are Sana’s brothers” the nurse said

“No just me, but they’re the uncles too”

“Yousef’s brothers then?”

“We’re his bros” Adam said nodding

“Okay…well everything went well and she’s a lovely girl”

“It’s a girl!!!” Mutta said doing his meme face

“We already knew it was a girl” Mikael said rolling his eyes

“I know but we’ve had it confirmed”

“I think it was pretty much confirmed when Sana showed us that ultrasound” Adam said

“Yeah but…”

“Guys!” Elias said clapping his hands and turning to the nurse “Can we see her?”

“Yes, you can but one by one, okay?” the nurse said as she left them in the waiting room

“Well, I’m going in while you decide the order” Elias said

“Uh, excuse me, why do you get to be the first one?” Adam asked

“Because I’m the real uncle, Sana is my sister and Yousef is my best friend”

“Wow, that was very rude. We’re supposed to love each other equally” Mutta said “Besides, kids like me better than you”

“That’s bullshit, I’m Sana’s brother and I’m going in first” Elias said

“We should draw lots” Adam said

“What are you talking about? She’s my sister!!” Elias almost yelled

“Wait, where’s Mikael?” Mutta said realizing that the boy was nowhere to be found

“That little piece of shit” Elias said as he walked to the room where Sana was. “Mikael! That’s cheating” he yelled from the other side of the door

The door of the room opened and Yousef came out of it. His eyes were red, he had clearly been crying.

���Guys, if you promise to be completely calm I’ll let you in all at once, but you have to be chill, okay?” Yousef said

“Yeah, yeah, let me in” Elias said as he walked past Yousef and entered the room followed by the rest of the boys

Mikael was in one side of the room holding the baby in his arms.

“Boys, let me introduce you to Leila, the most beautiful baby in this world” Mikael said as the boys approached them

“Oh my god she’s so tiny” Mutta said as he gently caressed one of her hands

“I can’t believe Yousef did this” Adam said “She’s so beautiful”

“She looks like her mother, that’s the only explanation” Yousef said as he stood next to Sana and gave her a kiss on her forehead “She’s going to be a warrior just like her”

“Elias? Are you okay?” Sana asked her brother who hadn’t said a word since he had entered the room.

“I just…I…” Elias said trying to hold back the tears but he completely failed at it “She is my niece, Sana”

“Yes, she is” Sana said smiling at her brother “Why don’t you hold her?”

“What if I hurt her?” he asked

“You won’t, I trust you”

Elias nodded and took the baby from Mikael’s arms slowly.

“Hi, Leila, I’m your uncle Elias. These are Mikael, Adam and Mutta, they’re going to love you so much but you better love me more, okay?”

“Yeah, we’ll see about that” Adam said “I’m way cooler than you are”

“But I’m the kindest” Mutta argued

“Guys, guys, who was the first one to hold her, huh?” Mikael said with a smug face

“She’s my blood, you can’t fight blood” Elias said

Sana chuckled as she shook her head and looked at Yousef, “these are your friends”

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“Happy birthday Leila!” Elias said as he hugged his niece “Oh my god how old are you already? 6? 7?”

“I’m only 3 uncle Elias!” Leila laughed

“Oh, only 3? Then I’ll have to give this big present to another child…”

“No, no, no! I’m 6”

“Leila, what have we talked about lying?” Sana told her daughter

“It’s a bad thing to do” Leila said

“Exactly, now give uncle Elias a kiss and go to the backyard to play with your friends, I’ll be out in a minute with the cake”

The little girl did as she was told and left after kissing her uncle

“How are you doing, sis?” Elias said pointing at Sana’s belly

“I’m holding up quite well actually, only three more weeks before Khaled is here with us” Sana said smiling

“Ah, I’m going to spoil that little kid”

“Like you’re already doing with Leila, you mean?”

“Exactly like that”

Sana rolled her eyes and led the way to the garden where everyone was.

 -x-

“Yo, Adam what was that?” Elias asked his friend as he approached him after the cake

“What was what?”

“We agreed on one present each and you gave Leila two” Elias said

“That was so not cool, Adam” Mutta said

“Are you trying to get her to like you better or what?” Mikael asked

“Okay first of all, I gave her two gifts because in the movie those two characters are always together so I bought the two dolls at once, and second of all I don’t need gifts to make her like me best, she already does” Adam said with a smug face

“Ha! You wish, I gave her a basketball jersey of her favorite team, did you see the look on her face? She loved it” Mutta said

“She’s only 3, what are you talking about? She loved my movies” Mikael argued

“I bought her a freaking slide, are you being serious now?” Elias asked shaking his head “Besides I’m her blood”

“Stop using that argument! Family is not only blood damn it!” Adam almost yelled at him

“Okay that’s enough we’re going to solve this as grown men” Mikael said “Leila! Sweetie, can you come here for a second?”

The little girl approached them almost jumping, she loved her uncles so much

“Hi, honey, we’re going to ask you a question and you don’t need to feel pressured at all okay?” Mikael said crouching to get to her height “So who do you love the most, uncle Elias, uncle Mutta, uncle Adam or me?”

“I love you all the same” Leila said shrugging

“But Leila honey, remember how I gave you not one but two presents today? That’s really cool right?” Adam said

“I always bring you ice-cream even when your mom says you can’t have it, you remember that right Leila?” Mutta added

“Remember how I was the first one that took you to the cinema to see that movie you liked so much?” Mikael said

“Leila, I’m your uncle, your real uncle, I took you to the theme park” Elias said “You have to like me more than them”

“I…I think I like uncle Isak the most” Leila said kind of uncomfortable

“What??!” Elias almost yelled

“Are you seriously asking my daughter who she likes most?” Yousef said as he approached the group with Sana by her side

“Leila go play with your friends and don’t listen to your dumb uncles” Sana told her daughter

She waited for her to be gone before she spoke again

“What is wrong with you guys? She’s only 3”

“Adam was trying to buy her with gifts” Elias said “I’m her real uncle”

“I was just being nice, what are you talking about?”

“Okay, stop!” Sana said before another fight would start “You four are going to start behaving like adults or I swear you’re not going to get anywhere near this baby”

She pointed at her stomach while glaring at them

“You wouldn’t dare” Mikael said

“Test me” she said taking a step forward

“Okay, okay, it’s chill, we’ll behave” Mutta said

Sana nodded and looked at Yousef shaking her head, “these are your friends”.

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“Are you sure of this?”

“Come on Sana, we haven’t been on a proper date since Hakim was born” Yousef said “And he’s almost a year old already”

“Yeah, I know but are we sure that they…” she pointed at the boys in her living room “Are the ones to take care of our three children?”

“They’re four men taking care of a 6 years old girl, a 3 years old boy and a one year old baby, I think they’ll manage just fine”

“Ah…okay” she said

Elias, Mikael, Adam and Mutta were playing in the living room with the kids. Leila was showing Mutta his drawings while Mikael and Adam played with Khaled on the floor and Elias kept Hakim on his lap.

“Okay guys, we’re going. If anything happens you call me right away, understood?”

“Relax Sana, everything is under control” Elias said

 -x-

Everything wasn’t under control. Let’s say that playing with kids for awhile wasn’t exactly the same as spending a whole evening with them. It wasn’t that the kids were bad kids, quite the opposite actually, the problem was that the boys wouldn’t agree on anything.

“No, Khaled you can’t have ice cream after dinner” Elias said

“But uncle Mutta gave Leila ice cream”

“Seriously Mutta?” Adam asked him rolling his eyes

“It’s our tradition” Mutta defended himself

“Uh, guys I think Hakim needs to be changed” Mikael said as he held him in his arms “Any volunteer?”

“Don’t you know how to do it?” Elias asked

“Do you?”

“Of course I do, who do you think you’re talking to?”

Five diapers later Hakim was finally changed.

“Okay buddy now I’m going to leave you in your crib to sleep” Elias said as he laid him down

“Elias you have to lay him on one side” Adam said

“What? No I’m pretty sure he should lie on his back” Mikael said

“Guys, let the expert talk, in the books I read it said…I don’t really remember what it said to be honest…” Mutta said confused

“Let’s just call Sana and ask her” Adam suggested

“No! No one is calling my sister, we are capable of doing this”

“Uncle Elias, Leila keeps painting on me” Khaled whined

“Leila, stop it”

“But I’m just being artistic, dad always says that art is important”

“What about you paint on a notebook instead of on your brother” Mutta said

“But I don’t want to paint on a notebook” Leila said pouting

“Seriously, how do Sana and Yousef do this every day?” Mikael asked

 -x-

“Everything is extremely quiet” Sana said as they entered the house a few hours later

“That’s a good sign right?” Yousef asked

“Or not”

They entered the living room and were surprised by the scene. On one couch Mutta laid with little Hakim on his arms. In the floor, Adam and Mikael were sat together with their backs against the couch and Khaled lying on their legs. And on the other couch Leila laid on Elias’ chest. They were all sleeping peacefully.

Sana smiled at the view and looked at Yousef, “these are our friends”

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Sooo this is it!! I hope you’ve liked it!

Thank you so much for reading!!

[ca-3]

11/11 Meme (ᵔᴥᵔ)

Okay, I have gotten tagged in quite a few of these. So I will do as many questions as possible, cause some of very buried in my likes lol.

I will start with @wonderfulchaos69‘s questions~ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

 1. When you were little, what did you want to be?

An artist~! Surprise surprise. ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ But I wanted to be the more “I’m a painter” kind of artist. :p But I got consumed by the animes. boooo

2. What makes you feel afraid?

Ugh, I could write a freaking list about all my little fears. Maybe mostly being hated, forgotten, or even just not needed. Or just being disappointing.... eh next question!

3. In true Carl Jung style, if you gave a name to the societal mask you wear, what would it be and what would it represent? Uh, I guess I am mostly Introverted and Feeling style?? :V I don’t know too much about this.

4. What would you eat for your last meal?

hmmmmm, THATS HARD. Pffft probably sushi cause that’s my favorite. ;p

5. Who has influenced you the most throughout your life?

Probably my mom and dad in various ways. Also some former friends who have changed my thoughts on things. Maybe I’m just too easily influenced.....

6. Favorite lyrics from a song?

UGHHH. SO MANY. hmm, probably these lyrics cause they are stuck in my head, “We are making shades of purple, out of red and blue, sickeningly sweet like honey, don’t need money all I need is youuuuu.” Funny cause I originally heard these lyrics from this mashup or Feel Good Inc.

“ City's breaking down on a camel's back They just have to go ‘cause they don't know whack So all you fill the streets, it's appealin' to see You won't get out the county ‘cause you're damned and free You got a new horizon, it's ephemeral style A melancholy town where we never smile And all I wanna hear is the message beep My dreams, they gotta kiss it, 'cause I don't get sleep, no...   Windmill, windmill for the land Turn forever hand in hand Take it all in on your stride It is sticking, falling down Love forever, love is free Let's turn forever, you and me Windmill, windmill for the land Is everybody in?”

I got many bits from lots of songs I like, I could go on all day.

7. On the first day of ruling the world, what would you do?

Ugh, so much power. I am too chill for this, my desires are very simple. I just want everyone to be happy and have REAL equal rights and shiz.

8. What is something that you love about yourself?

Weh.... I guess my ability to want to make others smile even when I can’t.

9. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever done on a date?

 please don’t make me think about my life.....

10. Who are you most envious of - real or fictional - and why?

PFFT I always more envious of fictional characters. lol I could pull out a list.

11. This last one is a game changer: can you hula hoop?

Yeah~ :D

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@akaialaska​‘s question’s.(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

1. Longest you’ve gone without sleep?

48 hours.

 2. What height do you wish you could be?

 at least 5′5. :V Cause I’m like 5′2.  I don’t wanna be too tall. or greedy. lol

3. Weirdest thing you’ve eaten?

eh, I don’t know. I think what I usually eat is pretty normal. Not really an adventurous eater. (─‿‿─)  Maybe something I ate off the floor when I was like 3?? HAHA.

4. Do you like the person/thing in your icon?

YES. I LOVE MY BOY, SAKUYAAAAA. LOOK AT HIS SMILE. BEAUTIFUL.

-pats him on the head-

5. Ever been stung by a bee?

Nope.

6. Most hated allergy of yours?

FALL/SPRING ALLERGIES.

7. If you had to be named after a city/state/country/town/ETC, what would you call yourself?

I AM ALREADY NAMED ASIA. Did you make this question a purpose Mido??? lololol

8. Favourite precious gemstone?

Rhodolite or maybe Ametrine and Alexandrite, those two are multi colored and I love it~ If I wanna be basic I might say Emerald.

9. If you could change your name, would you? If so, to what?

Eh, I think I’m good, changing my name now would only confuse me, it’s like every time I get older and I can’t remember my new age.

10. Thoughts on fast food places, Eg. McDonalds?

Well, I am not super wealthy or anything so I got no choice but to eat that stuff sometimes. :V Can’t complain here, I am grateful for what I can get.

11. Favourite person on Tumblr? ;)

Shhh secret. ;D

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@yes-campaign​‘s questions ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

1) What are you most looking forward to this year?

hmm, I would say college but mehhhh.

2) If you could change one specific thing from your past, would you still change it even knowing all of the repercussions of it?

Oh that’s hard to say, cause while I wish I could change MANY things I did or said in the past, it really makes me wonder what kind of person I would be now. I am kinda in a love/hate relationship with myself... while I do have things I appreciate about myself, there are still too many things I wish I could get rid of about me too.

3) What do you look for in a person? (could be platonic, romantic, whatever) 

Kindness really. I just appreciate you if you are just a decent human being with compassion and understanding.

4) If you could become immortal, would you?

Pfftt no. I am already hanging by a thread here. Although if I was immortal I could get all my 800 different ideas and projects I have in my head done. lol

5) Puppies, kittens or death robots?

You would make a question like this Yellow. Can I pick two? I love puppies and kittens~

6) What’s the most disturbing thing you’ve ever read?

(remembers the awful fanfics she read in the past) NEXT QUESTION!

7) What’s a reoccurring theme in your friend(s)?

Seems normal at first and then they reveal their general weirdness, dark pasts/ some secrets, and then if I get far enough they tell me their damn fetishes and sins and then I wonder what I got myself into. ahahaha. Don’t get me wrong. I love it, most of the time...

8) What would you do if a ghost made you tea?

 9) What’s your least favourite thing about the internet?

Unnecessary drama, people who hate on things without any constructive criticism to give.

10) Alternatively, what’s your favourite thing about the internet?

All the support, ideas, messages and excitement all my followers/subscribers/friends etc. can provide for me and can really lift my spirits if I enter a dark place.

11) Have you been entirely sincere throughout every single one of these questions?

Yeah ^^

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@faecakes​‘s questions (✿´‿`)

1. What’s the weirdest ask you’ve ever gotten?

GEEZ. This one is hard. I have gotten my fair share of weird ones.... I remember one time someone sent me something like “doot boop beep” or some gibberish like that and then I got a follow up message later about them being drunk or did it as a dare or something.... 0__0 

2. Have you ever broken any bone? If so, what bone and doing what?

 I actually haven’t before. :V Which is surprising for someone as clumsy as I. 

3. What’s your favourite thing about yourself? (BECAUSE GODDAMNIT POSITIVITY)

 Ahhhhh, but whyyyy. Um, I guess my creativity? 

4. What’s one place you’ve always wanted to go and why? Can be real or make believe.

I wish I could go to space easily or even the ocean because there is so much undiscovered there and stuff. :0 There are many countries and places I wanna see on Earth so I’d be good as long as I could go to each at my own pace.  But as for fictional.... MY BRAIN IS OVERLOADING ATM. X___X SO MANY POSSIBILITIES. 

5. If you could have any super power in the world, what would it be?

 I don’t know but I always wanted to teleport. Cause I hate driving sometimes and hate the process of traveling too, not to mention I can get motion sick too. x___x I just wanna get there.

6. What’s your goal in life? (Career, personal, relationship, hobby, whatever you fancy) 

Just to be happy tbh, and stop feeling moody, unmotivated and depressed all the time and be able to make all the ideas I have into real creations and stop caring so much about what everyone thinks. 

7. Everyone has a moment in their life that changes their world view or passions, what was yours?

 Probably when in my final years of high school when I started to realize my own self worth and that I shouldn’t stay around people who make me miserable or weigh me down or just don’t appreciate me. 

8. To each their own, what is one thing you absolutely cannot stand?

LIARS. 

pfftt sorry I couldn’t resist making the joke. But tbh as someone who really does have trust issues and sometimes has a hard time believing in others words, feeling like they are just saying that or there’s an emptiness behind it.  sighh....

9. What’s your favourite movie and why?

 Maybe Spirited Away, cause I just gotta watch the whole thing when I see it come on tv or someone has it. I should really just get it for myself lol

10. If you could have anything at all, real or fantasy, right now, what would it be? Maybe a Mermaid or a fairy... OR DRAGON. ahaha 8D...... vampire? lol maybe not.  I don’t know anything would be cooler than THIS. 

there’s no 11..... D;???

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@kyuuin‘s questions. (づ￣ ³￣)づ Wahh I don’t wanna think. xD But I don’t wanna put this off anymore so I’ll just wing it. Wish me luck as I play Kyu’s mind games guys lololol

1. You are in the middle of the desert with a map in your hands. You consumed all water, but you know that if you keep going north-east, you’ll reach civilization. On your left you see an oasis; do you go towards it or proceed on your original path? Take your time and think before answering. Usually in these desert things the oasis is always a mirage or something. I guess, I would just keep going north-east. Hope I don’t die. ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

2. Philosophy or Psychology? Take your pick and answer why.

I dunno, I just prefer Philosophy I guess because it’s more open ended? ◉_◉

3. “For Thou art good and merciful, the refuge of the poor.” Who is this sentence about? Where do you think it comes from? / No cheating with Google. “For thou art”.... is this Shakespeare?? lol. Or maybe from the... bible?? Danggit Kyu why can’t my forgetful ass use google???? Dx 

4. You stand at the doorway and see a broken container on the floor, a silver substance flowing out. What do you do? Well, I probably just be confused and let someone else handle it lol. A silver substance is a bit concerning especially if you don’t know what it is.... I mean I guess depending on where I am, like in my own home I guess I would attempt to clean it with caution. If I am somewhere else.... I dunno report it??? This one is weird. ⚆ _ ⚆

5. You see a number written on the wall of a public restroom. Do you call the number or do you fight your curiosity and let it be?

I would let it be, I don’t like unknown numbers. pffftt. I mind my own damn business. :p 

6. “That which does not kill us makes us stronger.” Everyone knows this quote, but do you know where it came from? / Again, no cheating with Google. Sounds like some philosopher.... :| But I am bad with names. 

7. You receive an anonymous note asking to meet them at the park at midnight. What do you do?

NO THANKS. I ALREADY DON’T TRUST IT. YIKES. 

8. It seems like you won the lottery. What do you do with the money?

What does “seems like” supposed to mean? Am I being pranked?? lol how cruel. Depends on how much I win and how much is left after the taxes and shiz. Right? For the use I would like to help my family pay off their medical bills and such. Then use whatever I can for me. ^^

9. You’ve been given the chance to choose between life and death. Which one do you choose and why? Think before answering.

Is it for me? Or am I helping someone else perhaps? Well, I think either way I’d say “life” I mean it sounds like the more positive/better answer regardless. 0__0

10. Pick between an old book and a platinum Visa card. Which do you choose and why? hmm, maybe the book? Depending on what it’s about. Haha. Though the card has me baffled, is their money on it or something fortunate?? You really are confusing me Kyu.

11. Last question; you’re stranded on an island with a complete stranger. You only have one piece of bread with you that is enough to feed a mouth. What do you do? Do you hand over the bread, do you share half of it or do you keep it for yourself?

Guess I would share it just so maybe I can form some level of trust with this person, (even though we know that’s hard for me). Mostly in hopes that they don’t try and kill me or betray me or whatever. Idk. the possibilites seem endless here. :V WHat Are YoU gEtTinG AT KyU???!!?

I am probably super wrong with these Kyu questions ahaha. Oh well, it’s over now. (─‿‿─) I am not gonna make new questions my brain hurts from trying to answer all these lol.